Cozy Mystery Month Matchmaker Mysteries

 I promise you all that I truly am not in to decapitation. Honestly, I'm not. I just so happened to have read this book around the same time as Losing Your Head.

Elise Sax is a talented writer who writes cozy mysteries and contemporary romance. Both are delightful journeys into fiction but today I'm going to focus on the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It is a complete series with its own completed spin-off series.

An Affair to Dismember Book 1 of the Matchmaker Mysteries series by Elise Sax

Gladie Burger just entered the Matchmaker business by letting her beloved Grandma Zelda talk her into becoming a co-owner of her business. Personally, Gladie has doubts that she can even succeed as a matchmaker as she has never even been on a date (facts,facts).

When her neighbor across the street dies, Gladie finds more than a few things weird. No ones mourning his death and his son is putting holes in the walls of the house looking for "termites". Like an itch on her brain, she just has to dig deeper to find out what happened. Only the very hot, very new police chief would rather she just set people up instead. While a brand new neighbor wants to set himself up with her. Not that she's complaining about it. But she really, really, really wants to find out what happened so...... She should be able to find out how her dead neighbor died, go on a date with her living neighbor and finally get a match made, right?

Gladie is that bestie who you know will have your back. As long as she hasn't passed out from seeing a dead body or encountered something so embarrassing, she's planning on moving into her attic and never leaving. Which, I for one, totally get. I just have a higher threshold for embarrassment. Siblings do that to you.

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Cozy Mystery Month Charlie Davies Mysteries

 This series is one that I read book one a long time ago. I didn't read more because it's an ongoing series and I hate waiting for the latest book to come out. It's demoralizing to be the sole person counting down the days and hours til a book drops.

Anyway, sorry for the mini-tangent. The Charlie Davies series is currently up to 13 books. The best way to describe Charlie is Hot Mess with anger management issues but in a endearing way. She's that snarky, argumentative bestie who life loves hating on in all the smallest, pettiest ways so she kinda plans how TP life's house and then set the paper on fire while in the heat of the moment (pun not intended). She didn't get to do that but she did key life's car.

Losing Your Head by Clare Kauter Book 1 of The Charlie Davies Mystery Series

Charlie Davies was a 19 year old cashier at small grocery store who is one bad customer away from torching the place. She decides to quit instead. She gets a new job at a private security and investigation firm and weirdly enough her first (very unofficial) investigation is to prove her childhood nemesis innocent of shooting and chopping his cantankerous uncle's head off. You know, normal stuff. Soooo, that's what she sets out to do. Hopefully, without getting herself killed. That's a bad look.

I hope you get to enjoy the madness that is Charlie. As always, feel free to leave me a message below.

Cozy Mystery Month Cambria Clyne Mysteries

 I read the first book before it got its current name. I remember laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. When I saw that Erin Huss gave that book (and series) a rewrite and a fresh name, I had to read it.

French Vanilla & Felonies book 1 of the Cambria Clyne Mystery series

 

Cambria didn't expect to be framed for murder. She was just trying to do her job as an apartment manager and you know, avoid eviction. 'Cause being a homeless single mom was not on her to-do list. So finding out who offed her tenant is topping her to do list. That and trying to figure out how to be a apartment manager.

So, that is a very short synopsis, courtesy of yours truly. I hold this story close to my heart as it was one of the first ARCs I received and reviewed. If you can, give this one a read. It's worth it.

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Cozy Mystery Month Jane Ladling Mystery Series

 Sometimes, I like a good mystery. I don't need a nail-biting thriller that will leave me a sweaty mess (Although I could stand to lose a pound or three). I need a something warm and cozy. Hello, Cozy Mysteries!

Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe's Jill Ladling series is what we will talk about today. Do you have a mildly inappropriate sense of humor? Do you love retro fashion? Do you like to watch Ask a Mortician? Are in charge of a private graveyard? If you answered yes to any (or all) of those questions, this series is for you. I honestly think Caitlin would like this series. Just me though.

Romancing the Gravestone book 1

 

 

Jane Ladling is just doing her Grounds keeper rounds when she comes across a dead body. Well, a freshly dead body. In a grave. A hundred year old grave. So, she does what you're supposed to do. Fed her murder cat and called the sheriff.

She didn't expect the extremely hot Special Agent Conrad Ryan to show up and discombobulate her. Now she has a mystery to solve and a family curse (that exists in her mind alone) to hopefully break.

Jane is best described using a quote from the book. She is "organized chaos". She's funny, quirky, cute, and gives secondhand embarrassment out like it's participating trophies. Jane feels like that quirky friend who's social filter is half broken. She's adorably awkward.

I also suggest reading book 5 of the series after book 1 as it tells the tale of book one from Conrad's POV. His side of things is just as good.

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So You're a Kid Stuck in a K-Novel

 Sometimes being a kid is frustrating. We can't do things grow ups can. But, imagine how hard it would be if you'd been grown when you were isekai'd into a kids body. Here's what I learned from that with my manhwa reading.

How to Be a Dark Hero’s Daughter

Be a proactive go getter. Apply for a job. Yes, you are a kid. But work is work.

How to Protect My Sub Male Lead Dad

If you know who you missing parent is, make contact if possible.

I Became the Male Lead’s Adopted Daughter

Always be true to yourself. You're a kid. Any big changes you display as your true self will be chalked up to you maturing.

I Became The Male Lead’s Female Friend

Prepare for the future you know is coming quietly.

I’m Being Raised by Villains

Letting people in can be done. Don't be too scared.

For Older Brother, I Will Seduce the Male Lead

If you made ambitious plans, make sure you can really pull it off.

I Adopted a Villainous Dad

Be a bridge. Sometimes that's what is needed to change your story.

The Villainess Princess Wants To Live In A Gingerbread House

Sharing kindness is just as healing as sharing food.

Who Made Me A Princess

Talk. Like I mean literally open your mouth and talk things out.

Escape The Original Male Lead

Avoid scum.  

The Baengri Clans Unwanted Granddaughter

Never let others dictate your worth.

The Dukes Darling Daughter-in-Law

The original story may have gaps.

The Baby Raising A Devil

Don't be afraid to make the best choice for you, even when it looks like it might be the worst.

Becoming the Villain’s Family

Family is important. And Yes, that includes Found Family.

In This Life, I Will Be The Lord

You are never too young to be a Lady Boss.

Into the Light, Once Again

Old hurts can be healed.

The Monstrous Duke's Adopted Daughter

Don't be afraid to leave a bad situation. 

My Mom Entered a Contract Marriage

Pure Hearts are extremely precious in a dirty world.

My Secretly Hot Husband

If you got smarts, make it work for you.

The Max-Leveled Princess is Bored Today As Well

Don't let apathy sink in.

The Precious Sister of The Villainous Grand Duke

Love has no age.

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What to do if You wake up in a novel K-Novel Edition

 Below are some of the lessons I learned from manhwa. You know, in the unlikely event I find myself isekai'd into a novel. Hope you find it enjoyable. 

Author of My Own Destiny

If you are the author, maybe try to fix some of crappy storylines you gave your characters. 

Father, I Don't Want to Get Married

Dump the scum. And background checks should be a priority. Or not.......

The Male Lead Is Mine

Did book version of you dump the Dreamboat? Don't do it when it's your turn.

A Villainess For The Tyrant

Yay! You're the main character. Try not to die.👍

Ten Ways to Get Dumped by a Tyrant

Sometimes, giving in to your circumstances is better for your 3am mental health. That way you don't cringe to death.

I Fell in Love at First Sight, Sir Hidden Villain

Use your skills. Maybe you'll find that hidden story you didn't know existed.

I Failed to Divorce My Husband

Good intentions don't always lead to the outcome you planned.

I Married the Male Leads Dad

Sometimes following your fandom is a good thing. It just might bring a few complications, so prepare for that.

I Met the Male Lead in Prison

Amnesia can mess everything up. It is better for you to go in with full memories.

I Raised A Black Dragon

Running away from the story can sometimes bring it  to your front door. Try to adapt.

I only treat villains

Sometimes the villains are better than the main characters. Maybe make new friends who can help you in a pinch.

I Thought You Were A Time-Limited Husband

Ooh, you got powers now? Sorry, but you might need to save that world now. Double check to be sure though.

Life as a Tower Maid Locked up with the Prince

Don't act like your predecessor if it is possible. Also life saving deals will always be in fashion.

Kill The Villainess

Sometimes the only way home is following the storyline to its inevitable bad end. But that's only if you can actually get back.

The Reason Why Raeliana Ended up at the Dukes Mansion

Contract relationships may not end the way you anticipate. Prepare for that possibility.

The Ugly Lady’s Secret Pouch

Sometimes the only way to get through an awful setup is by being the ugliest girl in the room. Embrace it and stay safe.

The Villainess Flips the Script

Find allies in the places you would've had enemies.

The Villainess is a Marionette

Delicately cut your character's strings when you have to deal with sociopathic psychopaths. That's the best advice I can give you.

The Villainess is Retiring

Are you a supremely hated character from the get go? Gracefully exit stage right and live your best life without interacting with main characters as much as you can. Haters gonna hate, Boo. You don't need to hear it.

The Villainess is the Heroines Biggest Fan

If you don't play your role, someone else will. 

Tricked into Becoming the Heroine’s Stepmother

Is your main character just a kid? Try raising them to change your story's outcome.

Villainesses Have More Fun

We live in a world full of every day appliances. If that world lacks them, has patent laws, and you got a nice bank balance, maybe bring it to your new world. How can more money be bad in this new world?

When I Announced A Divorce, The Obsessive Maniac Went Crazy

Sometimes being nice to the wrong character can explode in your face like a nuke. Please be cautious of being nice to the opposite sex when married.

Your Ultimate Love Rival

Do you know Shakespeare's work? If you got an English Major, make it work for you by bringing your favorite works to print there. Now you shouldn't starve.

Frozen Wolf, Fire Dragon

Sometimes it is safe to be honest. Knowing when is the key here.

He’s My Real Brother, Duke

Keep notes on what happened in the original. That way you can keep up with important key events.

Long After the Ending

Life does continue after the main characters reach their happy ending. For Extras, living well is important. Remember you still need food and a roof.

The Tragedy of The Villainess

Sometimes the changes you make aren't enough. Accepting help is okay. 

Some rules don't apply to every situation. So breaking them might give you a higher chance at survival. Please take that into account.

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So You're a Kid Stuck in a C-Novel

 Being a kid in a novel is tough. Below are some of the lessons I learned from that. These are from Chinese novels, btw. Feel free to check some of these out.

Five Villain Daddies Are Fighting To Spoil Me

Life can be complicated.

Little One Tears the Villains Script

Misunderstandings can be hilarious.

What to Do If I Become the Villain’s Daughter

With proper love and care, trauma can heal.

I Become A Child After Transmigrating

Love can inspire change.

Chongfei Manual

Trust is a valuable commodity.

Fields of Gold

Good Deeds can change your life.

Transmigrating To Ancient Times with a Kitchen

Good food can change your life

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